1. Flo 2. Beer Goggles 3. Walking On The Sun 4. Lets Rock 5. Heave Ho 6. The Fonz 7. Pet Names 8. Padrino 9. Nervous In The Alley 10. Disconnect The Dots 11. Push 12. Why Can't We Be Friends?
Smash Mouth: Fush Yu Mang
1. Flo Your friends keep telling me I bear a striking resemblance to someone you used to know But baby, it's me So why the hell you keep on callin' me "Flo" And I would hope That you would have the decency to Let me go In case of an emergency But you keep reassuring me Telling me to just quit tripping on it And maybe it's me I guess that I should probably get a grip on it But it's hard to do Every time I see that tattoo Over your heart It ain't right, I can't even look at you Why you doing what you're doing? You should be doing what you want Who the fuck you think you're foolin'? She's the one, the one you want Florence, if you hear this, won't you Come and take your girlfriend back She's been calling out your name Every time we're in the sack She's been a mess since you've been apart So Flo, if you had half the heart Florence, can you hear me, can you hear me, Flo? Florence, can you hear me, can you hear me, Flo? We've been going for awhile But lately, she's been somewhere else She don't even smile And I think it's a cry for help And I would pray That you would have the common courtesy To take her away It ain't right, she don't belong to me Why you doing what you're doing? You should be doing who you want You're the only one you're fooling She's the one, the one you want Florence, if you hear this, won't you Come and pick your girlfriend back She's been talking in her sleep And I think that I've had enough She's been a wreck since you've been away So Flo, if you have something to say Florence, can you hear me, can you hear me, Flo? Florence, can you hear me, can you hear me, Flo? Florence, can you hear me, can you hear me, Flo? Florence, can you hear me, can you hear me?
2. Beer Goggles Whooooo... Whooooo... I don't love you, but I want to Just give me something I can hold on to Come on, baby and speed your lust to me Here's my number on a cocktail napkin Think about it, like a loaded weapon Cock the hammer and point that thing at me Why don't you call? Why don't you call? Why don't you call? Kill me for the thrill of it all I want someone, anyone Tall ones, short ones, skinny ones I want someone, anyone You spend your nights at home, crying I spend mine death defying I call it testing morality So, pull the goggles down over your eyes And say good night to the rest of the barflies I'm forever yours, temporarily Why don't you call? Why don't you call? Why don't you call? Kill me for the thrill of it all I want someone, anyone Drunk ones, spun ones, anyone I want someone, anyone Fat ones, whacked ones, gimme some I want someone, anyone Spend some, rent one, lend me one Fun ones, dumb ones, gypsy chicks on rocks Done ones, even chicks with chickenpox Whooooo... Whooooo... I want someone, anyone I want someone, anyone I want someone, anyone I want someone, anyone Drunk ones, spun ones, gimme some (whooooo) I want someone, anyone Fat ones, whacked ones, anyone (whooooo) I want someone, anyone
3. Walkin' On The Sun It ain't no joke, I'd like to buy the world a toke And teach the world to sing in perfect harmony And teach the world to snuff the fires and the liars Hey, I know, it's just a song, but it's spice for the recipe This is a love attack, I know it went out, but it's back It's just like any fad, it retracts before impact And just like fashion, it's a passion for the with it and hip If you got the goods, they'll come and buy it, just to stay in the clique So don't delay, act now, supplies are runnin' out But now, if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive And if you follow, there may be a tomorrow, but if The offer's shun, you might as well be walkin' on the sun Twenty five years ago, they spoke out and they broke out Of recession and opression and together, they toked And they folked out with guitars around a bonfire Just singin' and clapin', man, what the hell happened? Guess some were spell bound, some were hell bound Some, they fell down, and some got back up and fought against the melt down And their kids are hippie chicks, all hypocrits Because fashion is smashin' the true meaning of it So don't delay, act now, supplies are runnin' out But now, if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive And if you follow, there may be a tomorrow, but if The offer's shun, you might as well be walkin' on the sun It ain't no joke, when mamma's hankercheif is soaked With the tears, because her baby's life has been revoked The bond is broke up, so choke up and focus on the closeup Mr. Wizard can't perform, no, God, like Hocus Pocus So don't sit back, kick back and watch the world get bushwacked News at 10, your neighborhood is under attack Put away the crack, before the crack puts you away You need to be there, when your baby's old enough to relate So don't delay, act now, supplies are runnin' out But now, if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive And if you follow, there may be a tomorrow, but if The offer's shun, you might as well be walkin' on the sun You might as well be walkin' on the sun You might as well be walkin' on the sun You might as well be walkin' on the sun You might as well be walkin' on the sun
4. Let's Rock Lately, I've been thinking about the past About the good times And have they all come and gone? And are there more years behind Than ahead Then I say to myself Fuck it Let's rock, let's rock, let's rock Let's rock, let's rock, let's rock Lately, I've been thinkin' who's in charge About who they are And are they looking down and laughing hard? And are they aliens or robots? Or humanoids or gods? I think I'm just paranoid Fuck it Let's rock, let's rock, let's rock Let's rock, let's rock, let's rock What if someone takes my cat? What if she runs away? What if she gets hit? And what if someone takes my chick? What if she runs away? I won't be blue, 'cause I know what to do Lately, I've been thinking about my vices And about the prices That I'll later have to pay I've been thinking about myself And about my health Then, I'll say what the hell Let's rock, let's rock, let's rock Let's rock, let's rock, let's rock Let's rock, let's rock, let's rock Let's rock, let's rock, let's rock
5. Heave-Ho Neighbor called my landlord, she said that she was pissed Up all night, making noise, and she can't get no rest She said we was running a flop house full of thieves and thugs Musicians and hooligans and we were all on drugs So she got bent, she raised the rent Said it would only take one more phone call from my whiney neighbor What's up with my neighbor, what's it gonna take to get a break? She's got us tiptoeing around in fear Church mice at St.Leo's, down my street have moved so far away She has sent them packing and running scared How much more does she think we will take? Maybe someday, when I'm old and fat and bored, I'll understand Why my neighbors makes me feel like Hell I can't even watch TV or sneeze or fart, can't even breathe For fear my landlord will come and ring my bell How much more does she think we will pay? No more flop house, no more fun I've got a whiny neighbor, I got a whiny neighbor Shooting cans with BB guns I got a whiny neighbor, I got a whiny neighbor She says "these punks have to go" I think we're gonna get the old heave-ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho Neighbor called my landlord, it was a Sunday afternoon She couldn't hear the TV set, we were having a barbecue We were listening to Louis Prima and drinking Meisterbrau If she would have come to talk it over and wasn't a lazy cow So, she got bent, she raised the rent Said it would only take one more phone call from my whiney neighbor Maybe someday, when I'm jaded, 9 to 5 at a job I hate I'll come home and razz my neighbors too But I'd have a strategy and catch them when the rent is late And all the other bills are overdue After all this is the neighborly way, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah No more music, no more fun I've got a whiny neighbor, I got a whiny neighbor Barbecues in the sun I got a whiny neighbor, I got a whiny neighbor She says that these punks must go I think we're gonna get the old heave-ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho Don't even hide the dog Or put the bong away We don't wanna live here, anyway Neighbor called my landlord, she said we didn't care The lawn is dead, dogs and cats are stinking everywhere She said that we had crazy parties every night The yard is littered with bottles and cans, skateboards and bikes She didn't get bent, didn't raise the rent, we only got a note In 30 days, we'll get the old heave-ho WOOOOOOOOOOOOH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOH! No more music, no more fun I got a whiny neighbor, I got a whiny neighbor Barbecues in the sun I got a whiny neighbor, I got a whiny neighbor She says that these punks must go I think we're gonna get the old heave-ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
6. The Fonz Alright, Houston, here it goes! I wanna try your shoes on And wear 'em for a day Learn to walk like you do And say what I see I'd talk like I know something That everyone wanted to hear But you're the Fonz You're the Fonz But you're the Fonz You're the Fonz The definition of icy The measure of what's up You could play the tuba And everyone would clap Well, I can play the tuba And they all just shake their heads 'Cause you're the Fonz You're the Fonz 'Cause you're the Fonz You're the Fonz 'Cause you're the Fonz You're the Fonz 'Cause you're the Fonz You're the Fonz I know it's over for me I know it's over for me I know it's over for me I know it's over I drove my car to the top floor And stood at the edge When I woke up in Heaven Looked down and no one cared But when you pulled your own trigger They all gathered 'round to watch 'Cause you're the Fonz You're the Fonz 'Cause you're the Fonz You're the Fonz 'Cause you're the Fonz You're the Fonz 'Cause you're the Fonz You're the Fonz Because you are the Fonz You're the Fonz Because you are the Fonz You're the Fonz Because you are the Fonz You're the Fonz Because you are the Fonz You're the Fonz Because you are the...
7. Pet Names Just when I thought everything would be OK Just when I started to believe that everything was going my way Out, came the cloud from under my feet Crashing back down to reality You used to call me pumpkin, now, I'm Halloween Remember when I used to be your jelly bean You used to call me schnookums and shit like that Now, you're after me with a baseball bat I remember when I used to be the king Your honey, sweetie, darling, baby, everything I used to be your tall dark mystery man Now, I'm just straight up history man Just when I thought everything would be alright Just when I started to believe that everything was out of sight You left me with nothing, but a scribbled note That said I would no longer be your love boat From here on out, my pet name would be X Your X, your X, your X It used to be sugar, then it turned into salt I used to rock your world, now, I'm standing on a fault line Lying naked, in a hail storm, in the dark You're my little tornado and I am your trailer park You used to call me names too cute to repeat Like honey bunch, hairy bear and piccolo peet Goochy goochy goo, gaga, shit like that Now, you're after me, screaming "you dirty rat!" I don't remember applying for a name change So why is it you're calling me Mister Deranged? Psychopathic, pornographic, stinking drunk Failing fast, lying ass, worthless punk You used to call me sweety pie and baby doll I guess another stud's kicking in my stall You'll probably call him superman or loverboy You'll probably disregard him, like a broken toy Just when he thought everything was going his way Just when he started to believe that everything was hunky dory He'll look at that cloud that he's standing on And with an itsy bitsy teeny little almost inaudible squeak, he'll notice, it's gone From here on out his pet name would be X Your X, your X, your X Sweety pie? No, X Honey bunch? No, X Bubble butt? No, X Pumpkin face? X
8. Padrino Life imitates the game of chess You can be the rook or the pawn But if you have the strategy that's best You can be the King, or in this case, the Don It's easy to get knocked out of the game Depending on which way you wanna play You've got to have eyes on the back of your head Now that we have that out of the way Rev up the Lincoln And let's get to drinking some caffeino (caffeino!) Let's go to Nicolletis 'Cause he makes a mean spaghetti sauce I'm a connaisseur of the finer things in life I'll talk any flick with Al Pacino I'm a man of respect And I prefer to be addressed as Padrino (Padrino!) If you're the type that likes to spill the beans You could be a stone in someone's shoe You'll receive a kiss on each cheek And then, you'll know that pretty soon the stone will be removed Everyone knows that crime doesn't pay It doesn't pay the taxes anyway You've got to be slick, if you don't want it to stick Now that we have that out of the way Rev up the Lincoln And let's get to drinking some caffeino (caffeino!) Let's go to Nicolletis 'Cause he makes a mean spaghetti sauce I'm a connaisseur of the finer things in life I'll talk any flick with Al Pacino I'm a man of respect And I prefer to be addressed as Padrino (Padrino!) I know it's not a wise thing to do Writing funny songs about the Mob But if it's all the same to you I don't see it as a gang, but a club Where men sit like gentlemen, plotting their events about Things I shouldn't understand, comprehend or care Like, oh, I don't know, maybe I shouldn't go there After all, it is a family affair Stay out of the papers Don't get caught Leave the singing to Sinatra and always keep your big trap shut Capisce? The underworld is like an undertow, if you don't respect it It'll surely bring you down when you least expect it Hey, expect it from all sides, once you're in it, it's for life Don't be famous, be infamous and you will live to see another day Be wise about with whom you discuss Now that we have that out of the way Rev up the Lincoln And let's get to drinking some caffeino (caffeino!) Let's go to Nicolletis 'Cause he makes a mean spaghetti sauce I'm a connaisseur of the finer things in life I'll talk any flick with Al Pacino I'm a man of respect And I prefer to be addressed as Padrino (Padrino!) I'm a man of respect And I prefer to be addressed as Padrino (Padrino!) I'm a man of respect And I prefer to be addressed as Padrino
9. Nervous In The Alley She's 15 and she's leaving home Living on the streets, where she don't feel alone Daddy's always gone and mommy's on the sauce Living in a mansion, it's easy to get lost She's going to a place where they understand Baby on the way, her womb's a garbage can Who said anything about a good life This one's bad, bad, bad, bad Gonzo again, just another entry to the neverending story Wasted again, I think you need a new best friend Nervous in the alley off the boulevard Shaking all over and the panic starts You see, she needs to get her prescription filled And she knows exactly how she'll be billed Nervous in the alley, waiting for a fix She ain't got no money, just a couple of tricks Who said anything about a charmed life This one's sad, sad, sad, sad Gonzo again, just another entry to the neverending story Wasted again, I think you need a new best friend Aaaaah... Aaaaah... Who said anything about a good life Who said anything about a charmed life Who said anything about a fair life It's mad Dying in the alley, waiting for her man Carrying her child and a sleeping bag Should have, would have, could have never crossed her mind So she passes on to the other side Here he comes, suit, shades, car and a beeper Sugar daddy, pimp pushing, fucking grim reaper Who said anything about a fair life This one's mad, mad, mad, mad Gonzo again, just another entry to the neverending story Wasted again, I think you need a new friend Gonzo again, just another entry to a neverending story Wasted again, she's got herself a new best friend
10. Disconnect The Dots Today, you sat up half asleep and stared Into this cluttered empty apartment and died What the where, the how, the why the hell You can watch your step and still, you'll never see the mines Stay up, man, don't drown It's time to go to town Today is just another yesterday You're back in the game again You're gonna win it, in the end Disconnect the dots and be on your way Every day, I see you sinking low Dragging around, like it was the end of the world She's gone, she's gone, she's gone, man, let it go 'Cause in the end, she didn't turn out to be much of a girl Stay up, man, don't sink Before you have time to blink Your number one will walk through the door and wanna play You're back in the game again You're gonna win it, in the end Disconnect the dots, disconnect the dots, disconnect the dots and be on your way Thought you had it good, so secure, so sure Looking at the map and didn't see the detour D.I.V.O.R.C.E. or something of that sort Disconnect the dots, man, the ball's in your court Get yourself a shave and put on your best hat The world is your aquarium and you are the cat So dive right in and don't forget to swim You're back in the game again Stay up, man, don't drown It's time to go to town Today is just another yesterday You're back in the game again You're gonna win it, in the end Disconnect the dots, disconnect the dots Disconnect the dots, disconnect the dots Disconnect the dots and be on your way
11. Push Why don't you condone it, why don't you set me free? I don't think you own it, 'cause it belongs to me And if I ever wanna take it back You try to lie and hide it, look who's laughing last Everyone around me thinks they know They try to see it, but I don't let it show Stay outta my business, keep your hands off my door I've got a bed, I'd rather sleep on the floor Screaming in my head, I don't like it anymore Whoa, no place to go Whoa, leave me alone Whoa, don't wanna know Nobody ever seems to understand Every day, I wake up and do the best that I can I got my problems, you got yours too You try to label me, have you ever looked at you Nobody's perfect, I really think you do And if you are, why am I standing next to you? Whoa, no place to go Whoa, leave me alone Whoa, don't wanna know Spin my wheels and try to figure it out What's going on, and what's it all about? Where did I go wrong, I think I'm having my doubts About what you said and what you're gonna do I'm so pissed off, I blame it on you I've done it all, there's nothing left for me to do What's going on, piss on you Whoa, no place to go Whoa, leave me alone Whoa, don't wanna know Don't wanna know...
12. Why Can't We Be Friends Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? I seen ya, I seen ya I seen ya 'round for a long, long time I really, I really I really remember when you drank my wine Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? I seen ya, I seen ya I seen ya, walkin' down in Chinatown I called ya, I called ya I called, but you did not look around, yeah yeah I pay my, I pay my I pay my money to the welfare line I seen ya, I seen ya I seen ya standing in it every time Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? The color, the color The color of your skin don't matter to me As long as, as long as As long as we can live in harmony, yeah yeah I'd kinda, I'd kinda I'd kinda like to be the president Then I could, then I could Then I could show you how your money's spent Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Sometimes, I don't speak right But did I know what I was talking about? I know you're working for the CIA They wouldn't have you in the mafia Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends...